FAA Approved Santa

FAA Approved Santa
FAA Approved Santa

As you can see, there’s a reason why Santa has more issues today delivering presents to all the good people…

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New Christmas Risks

New Christmas Risks
New Christmas Risks Due To Marijuana Legalization

With, at this time, 18 states and the District of Columbia (DC) – OK! DC is a moot point since, insofar as I know, Krampus doesn’t eat brownies – having fully legalized marijuana sales and use for both medical and recreational purposes, there’s a whole new Christmas risk. 😉

It’s only going to take one bad act or one innocent mistake to wreck Christmas morning for literally 100s of millions of people. 😮 C’mon! Even if you refuse to think of owls and other predators, think of the children!

So, for the love of all things Good, please secure your brownies so your kids aren’t traumatized and all those other kids disappointed and disillusioned.

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It's Easier To Believe

It’s Easier To Believe In Santa

With the Negro faggot, Jussie Smollett having been convicted on 5 of 6 charges relating to his faking of a “hate crime” against him to bolster his flagging career, maybe more people will begin to understand that it’s easier to believe in Santa than to believe in any claims of hate crimes by protected classes of individuals today, given that approximately 90% of those reported have proven to be false and a large percentage of the “real” ones being overplayed and overreacted-to bullshit.

Of course, it’s also easier to believe in Santa than to believe that Smollett, an actor and somewhat famous, will see even one day of the possible 15 years of prison time he could – and should – be sentenced to. His sort, irrespective of race or sexuality, almost never receives real punishments.

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