Someone Call A Doctor

Sometimes revolution and the extermination of a nation’s rulers is a necessary medical procedure for that society. It’s the surgical removal of cancerous tissue in the body politic in order to save that body.

Barack Capet needs the doctor's attention...Stat!
Call A Doctor! Citizen Barack Capet Needs Treating

Of course, the questions remains as to whether Obama is a “suitable case for treatment” or something other and lesser – a mere symptom of a problem that might not be best served by palliative care.

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2 Responses to “Someone Call A Doctor”

  1. FX Phillips Says:

    Are you suggesting a De-capet-ation?

  2. jonolan Says:

    ROFLMAO! Oh, that was good, FX!

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