Reflections From a Murky Pond

This is a simple yet equally odd and profound truth – life is all about ass.

Life Is All About Ass?

It seems a bit strange that we’ve centered life on the ass, but language and idiom shape thought and our language certainly shows that we’ve done so. This is not a universally bad thing. There are some fine benefits to it in point of fact…

Even further and much more NSFW evidence that it’s all about ass and that’s a beautiful thing can be found here.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 21st, 2012 at 12:03 pm and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

I have a particular fondness for women with phat butts and thick thighs but I also like thinner or rangier babes with good muscle tone and definition in their legs. Rich curves and sleek musclature are a damn fine and sexy combo.

Apparently some elements of the Australian fashion industry agree with me and they’re doing their “best” to help women out…

So for about $95 USD ($88 AUD) my wives and I can live out all my Hellraiser and sexy anatomy class fantasies. Alternatively, the two of them  could make “sexy” PSAs explaining that you only get on a bike dressed like this at a bike show.

So Sexy, So…Skinless? File this under WTF but kind of cool.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 8th, 2012 at 8:26 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Have you ever wondered why men almost always keep their beer on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator? It’s really quite simple…

It’s On The Bottom Shelf, Honey!

Now that we’ve gotten to the bottom of that, it should be clear as to why this occurs with such regularity. 😉

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This entry was posted on Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 at 10:34 am and is filed under Beer, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Domestic bliss and/or a happy home life – Easy to fantasize about but oft times harder achieve. It helps though if one remembers that home is where the hearth is and that there’s a blurred line between the sensual pleasures of the kitchen and those of the bedroom. 🙂

Please note though, this is only part of the joy. Desirable women in general and erotica in specific should not be constrained to the “traditional” domestic settings. There are, after all, so many other options nowadays.

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This entry was posted on Monday, October 3rd, 2011 at 3:52 pm and is filed under Food & Drink, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

The simple fact is that Muslims get married and a certain number of them, those who don’t to closely follow the example set by Muhammad, even wait until their females have reached puberty before buying them from their fathers and taking them to wife.

This perforce means that Muslim couples have wedding nights and that the brides – at least those of an to understand such things – will likely want some sort of special bridal lingerie, much in the same way as brides in the Civilized World do.

That in turn causes a problem in places, such as Saudi Arabia, where the Islamists follow very strict forms of Shar’ia that forbid Muslim females from baring their faces in front of even their husbands.

Shari’a Compliant Even According To Wahhab

Fortunately I suppose, the Arabs are a race of merchants and have bred themselves to possess the cunning merchants needs. Certain accommodations of style were made and, so far, few have complained overly much. 😉

NOTE: It’s also apparent that there’s more worth tapping in the MENA region than merely oil. 😛

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This entry was posted on Sunday, August 28th, 2011 at 12:17 pm and is filed under Humor, Religion, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.