Spooktoberfest 5

Spooktoberfest – Toeing The Line

They’re toeing the line against Christmas Creep. They’re staying hot and spooking till October ends.

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It’s Not Christmas Yet!

It's Not Christmas Yet!
It’s Not Christmas Yet!

It’s Not Christmas yet! It’s not even Thanksgiving! It’s Not yet even Halloween! For Fuck’s sake, it’s not even October! Shut up about Christmas and put Mariah Carey back in her cage! đŸ˜†

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The Reason

The Reason For This Three-Day Weekend
The Reason For This Three-Day Weekend

Yeah. Just in case any of you forgot the reason for this three-day weekend. And no; please don’t wish a vet a happy Memorial Day. đŸ™„ Just try to give a passing thought to the fact that Memorial Day is the most expensive holiday in America that none of us had to directly pay for.

But, in my opinion, keep it to a passing thought if you’re a pure civilian. Leave the rest to those of us in service now, us veterans, and the Dependents. Just have fun. It’s already been payed for.

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Easter Is Here Again

Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

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Biden's Holiday Wishes

Biden's Holiday Wishes
Biden’s Holiday Wishes

Tacky, Crass, and certainly cruel… but funny, albeit in a Twain-esque manner. And, such jokes are almost de rigueur, since Biden is best known for his cognitive decline. So, Best Holiday Wishes. đŸ™„

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