Keeping Schools Safe

Posted in Humor, Politics, Society on November 21st, 2013

We all believe in the value and rightness of keeping schools safe. It’s just that Americans and Liberals virulently disagree on how to do this. Americans don’t understand or approve of the Leftists’ policies towards firearms and thing that vaguely resemble firearms.

It’s pointless to list the many, many, many instances of the Liberal run school system punishing children for things that very vaguely resembled firearms or other weapons. The list of their offences is just too long to be provided here.

But let’s take Liberals’ “logic” to the next step…

Some letters are just too scary
The “L” And The “F” Need To Be Banned!

The only reason this isn’t side-splitting, belly-laughing funny is that it’s no more extreme and no more stupid than what the Liberals running American schools are already doing.

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Choose Wisely

Posted in Politics, Society on August 13th, 2013

Rape is a significant political point and one that both American and Liberal politicians and activists bring up with regularity. This regularity of use is the only point of commonality between these groups when it comes to anti-rape tips, advice, or proposed policies.

At least the opposing ideologies provide people a choice of methodologies in rape prevention.

Choose wisely when planning a rape
Choose Wisely – Stupidity Can Be Painful

So women should choose wisely in the advice that they accept. Choices have consequences and poor choices result in painful outcomes. Stupidity can and should be painful.

One does, however, have to wonder if the wold-be rapists will also choose wisely and develop a tendency towards attacking Liberal women. Risk aversion is a common thing among criminals of all sort. If so, America might actually derive some benefit from the actions of the animals by proving the stupidity and danger of Liberal ideas.

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A Southern Education

Posted in Humor, Politics on June 20th, 2013

A Southern education isn’t the the nearly same as what the Blue Bellies call education. It’s more pragmatic and focused more on common sense than on “book learning,” which is of somewhat less use in the still largely agrarian South.

This can cause odd events when outsiders such as Obama seek to interact with Southern school children in the course of furthering their political agendas.

At a recent visit to a rural elementary school in South Carolina, President Obama asked the children for total quiet.

He started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he dramatically intoned into the microphone, “Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.”

The kids looked horrified, except for a little boy sitting in the back row.

With a proud South Carolina drawl, Little Johnny pierced the silence and said: “Well, Dumbass, stop clapping!”

And so wise Little Johnny totally schooled Obama, and so, as well, precocious Little Johnny got his daddy audit by the IRS because Obama didn’t enjoy a Southern Education. :lol:

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