Hearing Them Cry

Dems at the Kavanaugh confirmations. Hearing them Cry is equal parts annoying and affirming
Dems – Hearing Them Cry

That’s the thing about seeing, reading of, and hearing the shameless, infantile, and mendacious screaming and squalling of the Dems during the pro forma confirmation hearings  of Brett Kavanaugh; it’s equal parts annoying and enjoyable.

Yes, hearing the representatives of our domestic enemies have tantrums and engage in behavior so far beneath what is expected of adults, much less people in positions of responsibility is both horrifying and gratifying in equal measure. While it is painful to experience, it perfectly showcases exactly what the worth of our enemies is.

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Crying At Starbucks

They're Crying At StarbucksYes, it’s true; Liberal Tears are quite common at Starbucks these days. Millennials especially are weeping into their overpriced and over-roasted coffee-esque beverages. The quiet sobbing and sniffling, punctuated by the occasional bouts of weeping, wailing, cursing, and the gnashing of teeth, has really changed the ambience of many Starbucks, most especially those in the Liberal and Progressive controlled coastal regions.

Not but what these people have great reasons to cry, twenty of the most common ones being listed below.

20 Reasons Millennials Are Crying At Starbucks

  1. There was a 10 minute wait for the Pumpkin Spice Latte
  2. The Barista didn’t use the proper gender pronoun
  3. Because President Trump is on the TV
  4. Because there are no safe spaces in the real world
  5. They took a Buzzfeed quiz that guessed their gender correctly
  6. They see someone wearing a #MAGA t-shirt
  7. Their parents called asking them to move out of the basement
  8. The guilt of supporting a free-market economy
  9. They accidentally swiped right on a Conservative’s profile
  10. Bernie still isn’t President
  11. Hillary still isn’t President
  12. Trump still is President
  13. They spilled coffee on their new “Che” t-shirt
  14. They saw an American flag and it wasn’t being stepped upon
  15. They found out what Socialism actually means
  16. They want to join ANTIFA but parents won’t let them
  17. They want to use violence to stop free-speech but can’t fight
  18. Couldn’t recall the difference between further and farther
  19. Whole Foods rejected employment application…yet again
  20. Wondering if that Liberal Art’s degree was actually worth it

Poor things – They were betrayed by reality which refused to abide by their wishes. Worse, they’ve spent their entire lives being taught that they were entitled to get whatever they want, whenever they want it. So now, they can’t cope with having lost everything.

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The Inaugural Bawl

The Inaugural Bawl
The Inaugural Bawl

Yes, it’s true. While Americans were celebrating the Inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States of America, other sorts very much weren’t celebrating.

Congressional SnowflakesCongressional Snowflakes

Indeed, the ever-so-special – Just ask them. They’ll tell you that they are – Congressional Snowflakes – those that actually had the class to attend, not that class is fair and/or equal to expect from many of them – really needed special treatment and protections.

Of course, this is exactly what it looks like when their hope has been taken from them and given to Americans. who deserve it far more.

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