Your Body + Your Bikini

As we’re coming up upon bikini season her in the Northern Hemisphere, and this will be the 1st time in far too long when people can go to the beach, I’ve decided to reiterate my advice about women’s bodies and bikinis.

Your Body Is A Bikini Body
All Women’s Bodies Are Bikini Bodies

I am, as are most people, that “society” has decreed that a Bikini Body is one that is considered attractive enough to be seen on a beach in a two-piece swimsuit. This same “society” has defined the requirements for “attractive enough” to be having: a thin waist, rounded-but-not-too-round butt, full-but-not-too-large breasts, long legs, and be slender overall but not “too muscular.” Also, your body should supposedly have no cellulite, no body hair, no stretch marks, and no blemishes.

Firstly, I do not know who this “society” is, since these rules don’t match and/or are far to restrictive and exclusive to represent what men find attractive in a woman’s body or who we want to see in a bikini. Secondly, fuck this so-called society!

Your Body + Your Bikini = A Hot Time At The Beach

Got A Classical Bikini Body? That’s A No-Brainer

Ladies, if you’ve got a body that matches or mostly matches the “accepted” Bikini Body, this is a no-brainer. Strap one one and hit the beach instead of obsessing over small “flaws” that nobody but you, some envy-based haters, and the incels are going to even notice.

Got A Muscled Hardbody? That’s Also Pretty Much A No-Brainer

So, you’ve worked hard and built yourself a well-muscled hardbody. This to is or should be a no-brainer. Strap yourself into a bikini had hit the beach. Because, let’s face it, the naysayers and gatekeepers demand that a Bikini Body shouldn’t be “too muscular” is utter and complete nonsense. The majority of us find your bodies quite attractive.

Got A Soft, Phat Body? Get Into A Bikini And Get To The Beach

OK, so, you’ve got a phat, soft body. So what? Those saying that you’ve no business wearing a bikini – or even being on a beach at all in some of their cases – have no more power or authority than you give them. Remember that your body is also called curvy, voluptuous, fertile, and/or sinful, and has been THE beauty standard for the majority of Man’s history. So, slide into a bikini and rock the beach! But be ready for at least a bit more attention than you’ve been conditioned to expect. 😉

Got A Flat-Chested Body? Get In A Bikini And Get To The Beach

Alright; you may or may be quite slender, but your concern is that you’ve small breasts. You even be essentially flat-chested. Just slide on an appropriately downsized bikini and enjoy the beach, because I really don’t understand the problem, though I accept that it somehow is one.

Got An Average Body? Slide On A Bikini And Hit The Beach

Finally, if you’re like the majority of women – one of what I estimate as 2.7 billion women across globe – with an “average” body, one that doesn’t fit the beauty magisterium’s stringent requirements or which fits into any of the above categories, buy a bikini if you don’t own one, put it on, and go to the beach. You are the norm. You are the expectation. All your supposed flaws do is make you seem more approachable and/or attainable.

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In other, fewer words – far, far too few for a blog post – ignore the sorts who’ve mandated rules for wearing bikinis, wear one if you wish and go to the beach no matter which sort of body you have.

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Neo-Celtic Fantasies

It’s Autumn now, my favorite time of the year. And, in no small part, this is because Fall calls out to the Irish blood in me. Hence, between that, my life-long love of history and cultural anthropology, and my firmly held belief that, among White women, Celtic women have the most attractive phenotype as a group, it’s time for me to share some Neo-Celtic fantasies. 😉

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Plaga Ad Eternum

Plaga Ad Eternum
The Democrats and Chinese' plague will always be with us
COVID – Plaga Ad Eternum

Plaga Ad Eternum – plague forever or the eternal plague – that’s the best way to describe COVID-19 or, at least, the Lamestream Media’s and certain political parties’ current spin on things. For exactly so long as it serves their purses or political aspirations, this disease will be with us, not only in fact but in reporting, browbeating, and carefully crafted countermeasures.

And, like almost all exercises in Social Engineering, there’s just enough truth as born out by the facts in evidence, to sustain the Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) and to ensure that they do not waste this crisis. After all, COVID-19 quickly sprouted Alpha, Beta, and Gamma variants, and we now have Delta spurring a resurgence of lockdowns. And, there’s already Lambda, which is touted as being immune to at least some of the vaccinations.

More importantly and far more tellingly to me is that the Coronavirus and the terror it was used to generate in so many people is now part of the zeitgeist of Western Civilization.

Corona Cuties Are The New It Girls – Sort Of

Yeah, Corona Cuties aka COVID Cuties – and substitute QTs for Cuties at need – were the new It Girls in 2020. Now, however, they’re only sort of that way, since the whole mask thing has been largely normalized. In truth, these babes and all but a handful of the ones I’ve posted previously were ones I found while searching for varieties of technically SFW prurience that had absolutely nothing to do with the pandemic.

Now, don’t misunderstand me, wilfully or otherwise; it should be obvious that I personally don’t believe that wearing PPE horrendously detracts from these hotties’ beauty. While I miss seeing the lower half of their faces, especially their lips, it’s always been a woman’s eyes that drew me in the most.

That being said, a minority of these women and of the mask-wearing women I’ve previously post have been depicted in group or public settings. Most have been shown alone and in indoor, isolated settings. Hence, this isn’t just wearing a mask; it’s deliberately wearing one for the purpose of adding to- and shifting the norm of eroticism.

And that, Ladies, Gentlemen, and any others who might be reading this, is a significant sign of an even more significant problem within our country. It’s a sign that the coronavirus and the abject fear of it has already become all to entrenched in the hearts and minds of far too many people within our borders. That makes it all to easy for certain sorts of politicians to strip liberties aways in the name of security and the “general welfare” of the populace.

Yes, sadly, the Coronavirus in all its permutations is a Plaga Ad Eternum, as will likely be much of the fear of it and the profiteering off of it the media and certain politicians will engage in.

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#MAGA And Bust

It’s MAGA And Bust, Not Or Bust

Exactly! A fundamental principle of America is that we don’t have to make binary choices. One might say that it should never if at all possible, be #MAGA or Bust; it should be #MAGA and Bust! Call it American Privilege.

American Privilege – Born Right, Raised Right

And truly, this is not just a subjective fantasy. Science has repeatedly shown that American – i.e., Conservative, Republican, and/or Right-Wing – women are just more beautiful on average than the womyn of the Left.

Oh! And those less beautiful, Leftist womyn? They know this and they hate it.

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Hard Is Out, Soft Is In

Hard Is Out, Soft Is In

Life after quarantine has likely taken hardbodies away for the foreseeable future, but has ushered in the time of the curvy, softbodies. So, some good came of the coronavirus panic.

Face it, I’ve made a few points abundantly clear over the many years: I am not a dog; I am not a necromancer; and I feel many hardbodies are just presenting different, healthier symptoms of the same mental disease the fashion victims suffer from. So yeah! I’m more than happy that these are the days of curves and soft, feminine forms.

However, that being said, I’m a firm believer in diversity in beauty and I find little point in arguing matters of taste, especially when my own tastes are more guidelines than firm rules. Hence, I do miss the hardbodies and hope they make a quick comeback.

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