Lazy Fat Ugly Cows

In America, we’ve a far worse problem than politics. We’re crushed under an ever growing horde of lazy, fat, ugly cows. Really! This obesity epidemic has gotten out of hand, grown to unmanageable proportions as it were.

Truly, society needs to intervene and take drastic measures to end this problem. Whole generations of Americans are at risk of believing that curves, especially extreme curves, and full-fleshed bodies are normal and even healthy. That can’t be allowed to happen just to pander to people, especially women, who are too lazy not to be fat.

27 Lazy, Fat, Ugly Cows

Take a good look at the 27 women shown above. All of them are overweight, ranging from merely overweight to morbidly obese and they’re flaunting it as if they believe that people want to see there soft and curved bodies in lingerie and/or states of undress. Worse, these women are all professional erotic models, meaning that they’re actually getting paid to show off their thick bodies.

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Throw The Dog A Bone

In what I hope is delectable reprise of both a recurrent sentiment on Reflections From A Murky Pond and a previous article, allow me to reiterate that meat is for men and bones are for dogs.

Meat is for men; bones are for dogs
Curvy Girls Are Beautiful

So, if you so choose, throw the dog a bone and save the delicious, tender, meaty curves for yourself. It’s a win-win situation. The dogs will be happy – they eat cat shit after all – with the bones, and we men can enjoy the meaty curves that we so love without happy to hear their yapping.

Bones Are For Dogs; Meat Is For Men

And really! I can’t think of a better response to those dogs that bitch at men who love curvy women than to throw them a bone and say, “crunch it up, boy!” I’d say something similar about the complaints from those skinny bitches but throwing them to those dogs is a felony. πŸ˜‰

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Meat Is For Men

Meat is for men; bones are for dogs
Bones Are For Dogs; Meat Is For Men

For you fidos out there – you can gnaw on these as much as you want…

Just stay quiet while the men enjoy their dinners.

Also remember that begging at the table will only get you smacked on the nose and have you put back in cage or sent outdoors. πŸ˜‰

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