Your Dick And Crazy

Your Dick And Crazy – Not A Serious Worry

One of the penultimate – and most violated – rules for men is Don’t Stick Your Dick In Crazy. More often than not, it does not end well at all for the man in question. But, there’s a lot of sorts of crazy…

Transgirls are definitively crazy; that’s not a subject for real argument. They are, however, one of the better forms of crazy, at least for more casual relationships. Admittedly, longer term is a hit or miss prospect due to the other mental conditions many of them have, but far too many women have those issues as well, plus the problems they present in these times.

Honestly, you’re probably better off with a transgirl than a modern woman. The transgirl is actually much, much, much more likely to be feminine in looks and actions and actual want to fulfill a more traditional feminine role in life and relationships. Yet, at the exact same time, they’re still guys – shut it, LGBTQers! – and can relate better to you… and might be more fun out of bed.

Yeah, we all stick our dicks in crazy. We’re guys; we’re stupid that way. You might want to consider a different sort of crazy though, one that seems to be less dangerous over all. Really, what’s the worst that can happen that is worse than what could and likely will happen with a crazy chick? You find out that you’re not quite as straight as you were raised to believe you are? Guess what? You’re in all statistical likelihood already so. We all are, with a very few, percentage-wise, exceptions. đŸ˜‰

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American Morning Routine

Perfect American Morning Routine
Perfect American Morning Routine

Cultivating a good morning routine is essential. In these times, this seems to be the best morning routine to adhere to. It’s good for you. It’s good for your family. It’s good for our nation. And, it’s good for the world.

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Enjoy Easter Chocolates

Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
Chocolate Eggs Are The Best Easter Sweet
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Gentlemen – and by that I mean my fellow White men, chocolate eggs are the best sort to hunt on Easter.

Remember To Enjoy Some Easter Chocolates

So, please remember to do your best to hunt up some chocolate eggs this Easter and give them the White cream filling they deserve. đŸ˜‰

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Easter Is Here Again

Easter Is Here Again

Well, for the majority of people, it’s Easter again. So, here’s a friendly PSA: it’s a holiday based upon renewal and growth – Your God literally came back from the dead after fucking around with Hell in a Gen X worthy fashion – and, as such, the best and most faithful thing you can do this Easter is hunt some eggs.

NOTE: Ostara was back on the 19th and Mabon was the 22nd, so I would be ahead of you already if I was willing to father more children. And, as a follow-on note, I father children; I don’t just sire them… except in the rare-ish cases of being contracted to do so.

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Anything Can Be Art

Anything Can Be Art... Except That!
Anything Can Be Art… Except That!

Lil Bobby found out the hard way that not everything is art in the eyes of modern art teachers. Lil Bobby also found out that the school had a zero tolerance policy and was almost brought up on Hate Crime charges. Fortunately, Lil Bobby chose at that moment to identify as a Black Lesbian Woman, resulting in charges immediately disappearing and “her’ being put in for an award. đŸ˜‰

Currently, the Biden White House is considering adding Pankakke to the White House’s artworks as part of their push to include more BIPOC LGBTQ artworks.

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