Bud Lite’s New Party Pack

Bud Lite's New Party Pack
Bud Lite’s New Party Pack

Well, in what one hopes is a latch ditch effort by their marketing department, Anheuser-Busch has introduced their new Bud Lite Party Pack. Having spit in the face of their consumers, they’ve decided to go balls to wall for the up and coming tranny market. πŸ˜†

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Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite

Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite
Her Boifriend Drinks Bud Lite

Despite the bigoted and derogatory thoughts of the insane, Coastal Urbanites, country girls will survive, adapt, and overcome the winds of Liberal depravity. I mean, sure, it’ll be a pain in the ass… but only for the Bud Lite bois, and they seem to really like that. πŸ˜‰

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Bud Light Bois & Gurls

Bud Light Bois & Gurls
Bud Light Bois & Gurls Date Differently

The new, incoming Bud Light bois and gurls date and have intercourse a bit differently than the currently on the way out the door customers. And this is what Bud Light’s VP of Marketing, Alissa Heinerscheid was shooting for. Apparently, she feels the need to move Bud Light from competing with Coors and Miller and into the White Claw marketspace. πŸ˜†

My only questions for Heinerscheid is how can you make something attractive to men and women when you obvious can’t define either and seem quite confused about the whole gender thing; and, how you be inclusive by alienating the entirety of your current customer base and insulting them in response to complaints?

But hey! It’s not like Bud Light is “cis-beer” in the first place. πŸ˜‰

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