‘Tis Independence Day!

‘Tis Independence Day!

Since the thought of- much less the sight of Americans joyously celebrating the Fourth of July with their bikini bodies out for everyone to see tends to piss of our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, who consider such displays jingoistic examples of Atavistic Nationalism, I say to drape yourselves in the flag and love our nation and raise up a joyous and raucous noise unto the heavens.

And remember when the Left and their ill-behaved pets complain that “No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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Better Than Fireworks

Better Than Fireworks

What’s better than fireworks on the 4th of July? Delightfully patriotic, beautiful babes wearing or almost wearing our national colors. I can think of no better celebration of America than this.

And yes, the simple fact that certain sorts will decry this as: nationalistic (As if that was evil), jingoistic, fascist, racist, sexist, homophobic, and xenophobic just makes this all the more wonderfully enjoyable. That those sort will gnash their teeth in outrage while Americans celebrate our nation and joys of our culture and way of life just adds to holiday.

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Celebrate The 4th!

I’m hoping all, or as many as is possible given the needs of work, celebrate Independence Day, this July 4th. It is after all, a singular day in both America’s and world’s history.

The second day of July, 1776, will be the most memorable epoch in the history of America. I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated by succeeding generations as the great anniversary festival. It ought to be commemorated as the day of deliverance, by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty. It ought to be solemnized with pomp and parade, with shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, from one end of this continent to the other, from this time forward forever more.

You will think me transported with Enthusiasm but I am not. — I am well aware of the Toil and Blood and Treasure, that it will cost Us to maintain this Declaration, and support and defend these States. — Yet through all the Gloom I can see the Rays of ravishing Light and Glory. I can see that the End is more than worth all the Means. And that Posterity will tryumph in that Days Transaction, even altho We should rue it, which I trust in God We shall not.

— John Adams
Letter from John Adams to Abigail Adams, 3 July 1776

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As it turns out, Mr. Adams was off by two days. Americans have always celebrated our Independence on July 4th, the date that the Second Continental Congress approved the wording of the Declaration of Independence, not on July 2nd, the date they voted to approve a resolution of independence from British rule.

And, since times have changed more than a little in the intervening 240 year, to these time-tested enthusiasms of: shows, games, sports, guns, bells, bonfires, and illuminations, let us add sexy babes in flagkinis.

Celebrate The 4th of July!

Besides, Americans joyously and raucously celebrating the Fourth of July with their bikini body out for everyone to see tends to piss of our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, who consider such displays jingoistic examples of Atavistic Nationalism. Hence, active participation in Independence Day celebrations is nigh on to being a declaration of allegiance and an act of patriotism.

So I sat unto you all, gather together and raise up a joyous noise onto the Heavens this July 4th!

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Alcohol Was Involved

Devon Staples In America it seems that no Spring or Summer holiday is quite complete without some fool killing himself through his own drunken stupidity. This just past Independence Day the requisite fool was Maine’s Devon Staples, who killed himself instantly when he tried to launch a firework mortar tube from the top of his head.

Yep! Sometimes, as in this case, the gene pool is self-cleaning.

And I just know that Staples gleefully shouted out something akin to, “Hey guys! Watch this!” right before triggering his pyrotechnic demise. πŸ˜†

For the Blue Bellies out there reading this, as a Southern man I can tell you that any variant of the call, “Hey guys! Watch this!” will trigger an instant and visceral reaction of Duck and Cover among those of us who would like to continue living. OK, OK! These days it probably triggers an instant and visceral reaction of Duck, Cover, and Get Out The Camera Phone, but you get what I mean.

But hey! Devon Staples, a dog walker and former Disney theme park cast member, has likely secured himself a lasting place in history…as a 2015 recipient of the Darwin Award.

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An American Black Babe

It’s a long-running and increasing problem that the African-Americans aka the “Black Community” not only aren’t in any meaningful way except legalisms Americans but are actively against and hateful towards our nation, whose borders they live within.

However, this is a matter of culture, not genetics.

An American Black Babe
An American Black Babe

As this cute, curvy American Black babe in NYC’s Times Square shows us all, there are some – hopefully a growing number – of Blacks who’ve chosen to “immigrate” to America and assimilate into our culture. πŸ˜‰

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