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Lies, Lies, Lies!

Lies! The cake is a lie! It's a rock, specifically a striation of red agate, white opal, and botryodial chalcedony
The Cake Is A Lie! It’s A Rock!
Lies! The Dutch Oven Is A Lie! It's A Cake!
The Dutch Oven Is A Lie! It’s A Cake!
Lies! The rock is a lie! It's paint. Specifically, it's mixture of many automotive paints aged for years known as Fordite
The Rock Is A Lie! It’s Paint!

Lies, lies, lies, and damn lies, I tell you! You can’t trust anything – much less anyone – anymore. The cake’s a rock; the dutch oven’s a cake; and the bloody rock is just years and years’ worth of piled up, dried automotive paint. 😉

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This entry was posted on Saturday, September 11th, 2021 at 9:43 am and is filed under Food & Drink, Humor, Technology. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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Yeah, We Can Bake

People think of a lot of things when you mention Brooklyn. Baking, however, isn’t one of them. Sadly, we’re just not known for our bakeries.

Yeah, We Can Bake In Brooklyn

That’s a little sad and more than a stupid because here in Brooklyn, especially right here in Bed-Stuy, we can damn well bake some cake. 😛

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In This Day And Age

In this sad and degenerate day and age America has devolved into something that is already barely recognizable – though not, as yet, as unrecognizable as our domestic enemies, the Liberals, Progressives, and their minority tenants desire and demand.

Cake & Baby Parts
Of Cake And Baby Parts In This Day And Age

In this day and age America has politicized cake and socialized infanticide, more often called abortion and more politically correctly termed “reproductive freedom.” The government will go out of its way to persecute and destroy a business owner who won’t support the queers but will endorse and subsidize abortion mills… even when these abortionists are padding their bank accounts by selling the body parts of the babies they’ve killed.

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