Reflections From a Murky Pond

I recently posted about how well Maryland and Old Bay trolled PETA over their anti-crabbing billboards. I’ve decided, however, to take it a bit farther by combating PETA with beauty, real beauty and not the overly slutified celebrities they use to get attention.

Combating PETA With Real Beauty

That’s right! Real beautiful women with real crabs destined for the dinner table. I’m guessing that shuts down and trumps anything that PETA’s got.

NOTE: Because I’m originally from Florida, I’ve include Stone Crabs alongside Maryland’s Jimmies and Sooks.

Tags: America | Babes | Bikini Girls | Crabbing | Crabs | Florida | Humor | Maryland | PETA | Sarcasm | Society

This entry was posted on Friday, September 23rd, 2022 at 7:00 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

It’s equal parts funny and sad for me to say, but Florida – They need signs like that. And yeah, I was born and raised mostly in central Florida, the home of Florida Man and one of the epicenters of “Hold My Beer!” Believe me, given what I saw done and did myself, I can honestly say that signs like this were and are needed! 😆

Tags: Alligators | Crazy | Drugs | Florida | Florida Man | Humor

This entry was posted on Monday, May 9th, 2022 at 8:40 am and is filed under Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Ah, Florida. The Sunshine State will always have a “special” place in my heart… and my spleen, and my liver. It’s the home of Florida Man and now apparently Florida Woman as well. 😉

Or not…

As eyerollingly funny and sarcastic as this is, it’s totally inaccurate. The woman in question, Helen Ann Williams, is actually from South Carolina! And, she used a ceramic squirrel.

Tags: America | Florida | Florida Man | Florida Woman | Humor | South Carolina

This entry was posted on Sunday, May 2nd, 2021 at 10:33 am and is filed under Announcements, Humor. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

Meanwhile, in Florida, an elderly couple feeds a herd of manatees. The words, “Hold my beer,” were neither spoken nor heard. Nor did death, injury, or property damage occur.

Tags: America | Florida | Florida Man | Humor | Manatees | Memes & Tropes

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 24th, 2020 at 9:08 am and is filed under Humor, Society. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

As the results of- and the Dems’ petty, utterly graceless, and insulting responses to the elections in both Florida and Georgia show, the Dems, especially the anti-White, race-baiting Blacks they come up with as candidates, will say and do anything to attack the process and the will of the voters, who rejected these sub-par individuals.

Both Gillum and Abrams claimed that they didn’t really lose and the that the results were because the elections were stolen from them via some combination of election fraud, voter suppression, and – of course, given these candidates – racism.  And, as expected in these times, they spent the next couple of weeks engaging in bemoaning the “theft” and engaging in lawfare – and outright election fraud – against the victors and the People, who rejected these candidates as unworthy of office.

Tags: 2018 Elections | America | Andrew Gillum | Democrats | Election Fraud | Florida | Georgia | Politics | Race Baiting | Stacey Abrams | Theft | Voters

This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 27th, 2018 at 6:26 am and is filed under 2018 Elections, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.