Personally, I think that with the Coronavirus pandemic seeming to be long-haul – possibly functionally eternal – and politics being a major reason for that, throwing a politician or three into a volcano in order to appease the virus is something we should consider. 😉
But… The hilarity of a “gritty reboot” of Joe Versus The Volcano aside, I really don’t think that Biden should be our first test subject for this experiment. 😉 Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, or any of The Squad would be better choices to first throw into one of the three currently erupting volcanoes in the US.
And hey! It might work. After all, there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your science. 😛