With Halloween approaching, it seems good to remind people that French zombies hunger for more than just brain. They crave cheese too. Hey! They may be zombies, but they’re French zombies!
Even monsters have to deal with their inner demons. ðŸ˜‰ So, they just might be more angsty than evil after all.Â Not but what angst past a point isn’t horrific enough to have to witness.
And here you thought “Monstrous Angst” was going to be about the Liberal and Progressives or their Blacks. ðŸ˜ˆ
Monsters In The Closet
It true. Even in America we still shudder at the thought of monsters in the closet. Of course, with the way the 2016 elections are shaping up, we’ve a reason to do so. Look above at what the American people have to deal with – anencephalic beasts shuffling around and moaning “#NeverTrump.”
It’s pretty damn scary too since these brainless creatures, wallowing in the filth of their own childish selfishness, are putting America’s future at risk solely to feed their own monstrous urges.
Life supposedly mimics art and this can cause us to experience nightmares. What should have been just titillating Halloween horror can become a stark, terrifying reality.
Right now the Makers, the tax-paying, productive citizens of America are experiencing just such a horror. A plague of parasite-driven zombies are coming for them.
Makers Beware! You Are What They Eat
Fortunately, I suppose, this parasite version of a zombie apocalypse isn’t one of the grass-roots varieties. There is a nest leader, a King of the Zombie as it were.
The Lord Of The Infected
Kill the King and the hive mind loses direction. At that point, the drones are close to harmless and can be obliterated piecemeal. Better even, the method for killing zombies has been long-established and, if one or more brave souls take proper action, the parasitic plague of zombies can be expunged.
Head, Not Heart! Your Dope Is Wrong!
You’ve got to get it right though if you want to end the apocalypse. Headshots are the solution for zombies and politicians, not center of mass. They’ll just get up again otherwise.
Or…We could just vote Obama and as many Leftists out of office on November 6th, 2012. It’s a rather anticlimactic ending for the Obama zombie apocalypse but, I suppose, life doesn’t have to mirror art perfectly in every way. ðŸ˜†
The French have long been disparaged with the nickname, “Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.” This epithet probably stems from a combination of their projected arrogance and their having to be bailed out in WW1, WW2, and VietNam.
Times being what they are, I can’t vouch for the current state of of the French’s eagerness to surrender in the face of opposition but it’s plain as day that they’re still some crazy cheese eaters.
Regardez Sur La Puissance Du Fromage
Mon dieux! Even the – Mutant? Prehistoric? – river monsters in the Seine are hooked on cheese to the point of excluding people from their diet? That’s some seriously crazy cheese eating! ðŸ˜†