Reflections From a Murky Pond

So what’s a pregnant woman to do? She’s gained weight, probably isn’t feeling sexy and that, combined with the hormone roller coaster she’s trapped in, is likely making her feel unhappy and undesirable.

Fortunately, Roxy Fedaro (Christina Applegate, actually) has released a prenatal exercise DVD that should help.

Roxy Fedaro’s Prenatal Pole Dancing DVD!

Watching Christina’s Applegate’s spoof video put me in an odd position; I didn’t know whether to fall on the kitchen floor laughing or gouge out my own eyes and try to pour bleach on my brain.

The only lingering bit of sadness this video engenders is that, given the growing depravity of American society, there probably is, or soon will be, a real life Roxy Fedaro and a commercial such as this.

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After looking at this can any of you still honestly claim that illicit drug use is a “victimless crime?”

Keith Richards Did Not Find Peace After The Sex Change

Well, you can’t always get what you want, and if you try sometime you find you get what you need – and what I need now is brain bleach!

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The ongoing tragic disaster of British Petroleum’s (BP) Deepwater Horizon Gulf of Mexico oil spill is horrendous and it’s potential environmental and economic effects are so vast as to be nigh on incalculable.

In BP’s defense, however, there have been far worse, more damaging, and just plain more disgusting things to pollute the world’s oceans than a mere few million barrels of crude oil.

No! We’ll Never Get The Taste Outta The Water Now!

Of course, in Amy Winehouse’s case, while she would probably be as detrimental to the Gulf’s shrimp population as the oil spill, she’d probably add to the crabs population.

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