Female Comebacks
While browsing through the sites I frequent I came upon a great bit of sarcastic humor. Guys, we all dread these things and Gals, you know you said or at least thought some of them.
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: UnfertilizedMan: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
I hope you all got as much of a kick out of these as I did ๐ If you know any more lines like the above, please let me know via comments.
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Glad you liked the post. I thought they were pretty funny.
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Oh they were! I’m glad you put them up.
November 5th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Interesting, I just came across these lines from a group on Facebook. I’m seriously considering using some of them just to see the expression on the counterparties face — what a sight it will be.
November 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
LOL sounds interesting. Thanks for stopping by, Cherie.
November 16th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Lol! Too funny!
November 16th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Thank you, Nabiha! Somehow I thought you’d get a kick out this ๐