Risky Sex

Posted in Humor on October 28th, 2009

Due to the sad state of the world today just about every person in the Civilized World knows that sex can be quite dangerous. So can many of the concomitant activities that accompany or even replace sex in many instances.

Of course safe sex – more accurately described as “safer” sex” – both doesn’t address all of the risks associated with sex and presents a few unusual risks of its own. :-P

Size Matters! Durex XXL
Her Eyes Were Bigger Than Her Mouth ;)

And, as you can see here, there are certain potentially hazardous consequences for women, and not just the ones that come easily to mind.

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Of course it’s not just the women who are in danger. Sex, in all it’s forms and alternatives, can be dangerous for men as well.

QUESTION: What’s the greatest danger for a guy in having sex with a virgin?

ANSWER: They might be so tight that he develops a sub-Durex haematoma.

So have fun with it, but think for about what you’re about to get into – or get into you. :lol:

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Savoring The Moment?

Posted in Humor on October 15th, 2007

This is just too funny!

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