Ladies First!

Gentlemen, we have loose-lipped traitors among us who’ve chosen to publish male mysteries that were best left unsaid. Our secrets have been compromised and posted on the internet for women to see. This cannot be a good thing and reprisals are most definitely in order.

Ladies First - OK, who told?

That being said, I’ve always found the best and most lasting results arise when right behavior and enlightened self-interest intersect. There’s not one the fine ladies depicted below who I wouldn’t cede precedence to and allow to go before me. She would, in all likelihood, enjoy the courtesy and I would certainly enjoy the view.

Ladies First, Always and Forever

 
So all I can say, Gentlemen, is that we should just carry on as if this whistleblower had never outed us to ladies. Who knows? It may even benefit some of us, since some women who previously disliked such “atavistic” chivalry, believing it part of “patriarchal” behavior, might accept more easily it as a act of appreciation of their bottoms.

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5 Responses to “Ladies First!”

  1. Buffet Says:

    I say Chivalry is NOT dead! I can’t help but wonder if the one standing in front of the bathtub, holding the phone could use a mighty thewed barbarian bodyguard? If so, please submit my resume’!!

  2. jonolan Says:

    I’m sure she has many, many, many applicants already, Buffet. 😉

  3. Buffet Says:

    Indeed my learned friend! I feel quite up to the challenge. Prepare the arena.

  4. jonolan Says:

    Well, she works under the name of Kendra Lust and live in Michigan. I’d suggest trying to get your resume to her through Evil Angel, Jules Jordan Video, Pure Play Media, or Overboard Video. In the last two years – also her 1st 2 years in porn – she’s worked for all of the houses I listed. 😉

  5. Buffet Says:

    Are you trying to tell me she’s NOT a virgin? DAMMIT! (LMAO)

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