Muslim Dating

So what’s a horny Muslim male supposed to do for sex if it doesn’t live where it can either fuck one of Allah’s whores or buy a prepubescent girl to rut into? It’s been bot ha question and problem since Islam was contained and they could no longer conquer parts of the Civilized World and rape human women.

These Muslim males are cunning though and some have worked around the problem…

Raghead With Sheep On Bike - Muslim Dating At Its Finest - Note: No Human or Muslim Females Were Harmed In The Making Of This Image
It’s Always The “Bad Boy” On The Bike

But hey! Who am I to judge? The ewe seems very, very happy (creepy!), no human women were or are being harmed and/or befouled, Muslims aren’t cross-fertile with sheep, and the Liberals keep harping that I shouldn’t judge any part of another culture…

So, Ewe go, Muhammad! You Baa-aaad boy! Just be careful; in some areas of the Muslim World they’ll make you marry her. :-P

Related Reading:

How To Be More Funny: The Guide To Having A Great Sense Of Humor (how to be funny, how to be interesting, social skills)
Muslims, Christians, and Jesus: Gaining Understanding and Building Relationships
Islam: A Short History (Modern Library Chronicles)
Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
Boundaries in Dating: How Healthy Choices Grow Healthy Relationships

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