The Pie Is A Lie

It’s a tired and overused metaphor but one that has become so utterly entrenched in America’s vocabulary that few of us ever even think about it – the wealth pie.

People “want a bigger piece of the pie” or they complain that, “No matter how you slice it, the rich get most of the pie.”

This is a horribly pernicious falsehood. The pie is a lie. It’s a false metaphor that has helped create much of America’s current social and economic woe.

Zero Truth In Zero Sum

The first great falsehood of the “money pie” is that it is predicated upon wealth being a zero-sum game; i.e., there is a finite and/or fixed amount of houses, cars, healthcare, etc. to divide amongst the population, and the more the 1% get the less is left for the rest of us. Once, that held some truth, but now that our personal and national economies are not agrarian-based this is no longer true. Wealth is no longer a constant; it grows, shrinks, and changes with ever increasing rapidity.

Now add to that the fact that no nation, especially not America, is economically isolated. Globalism has expanded the sources of wealth, labor, and materials across nations’ borders. This means that when looking at the distribution of wealth within any singular nation one has to ascertain how much of that wealth came from within its borders and how much of came from exogenous sources. In other words, wealth flows.

Not Even A Crumb

The second and far more destructive great falsehood of the “money pie” is it engenders the belief that wealth owned by society. That is patently false.  Society as a whole doesn’t own even a single crumb of this fictional “money pie.” Society is a process –  a woefully amorphous process at best – and, as such, neither creates nor owns wealth and has no authority to claim it or divide it in any manner whatsoever.

Wealth, that growing, shrinking, flowing, ever changing chimera,  is created by individuals – either singularly or in voluntary association with each other – and morally belongs to those individuals and solely to those individuals. It doesn’t belong to “society” or any other unrelated individuals or groups. To believe otherwise is one of the greatest of evils, that of slavery.

Yes, slavery. If an individual does not have the full right to product of his or her labor to do with and apportion as he or she wills, that individual is a slave and is merely chattel of those who have usurped the authority to dispose of that individual’s product.

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#Occupytheforce

It does seem that the Occupy Wall St. “movement” is spreading after all.

#occupytheforce
99% Of The Dark Side Is Controlled By 1% of the Jedi
Occupy The Force

Yep, the OWS rabble may well end up being more famous for the parodies of their mantra than for anything else. 😉

With a grateful H/T to George Takei – yes, that George Takei – for sharing this hilarious lampoon.

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Bacon Rules

As it was fried so shall it be. The rules of bacon must be obeyed.

The rules of bacon
Bacon Rules

And yes, Ladies; rule 12 is incontrovertible. Properly used bacon will get you laid, especially during the Holidays.

Rule 12: Bacon Will Get You Laid

I’m really not sure exactly when or why bacon grew from being just tasty food into a pervasive meme or trope, but I’m enjoying every delicious, smoky minute of it. 😛

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Church of Facebook

Social Media has certainly changed the way that a great many people “interact” with each other. It may also be changing how they “interact” with their God(s). 😉

Demotivational Posters - The Church of Facebook
Let There Be Likes!

I can just picture a tropic Bible with such passages as, “And God said, ‘Let there be likes!'” be published – online of course – in the near future.

In truth though, it’d be no worse or more ridiculous than the LOLCat Bible, which has been an ongoing project for some time already.

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