‘Tis Independence Day!

‘Tis Independence Day!

Since the thought of- much less the sight of Americans joyously celebrating the Fourth of July with their bikini bodies out for everyone to see tends to piss of our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, who consider such displays jingoistic examples of Atavistic Nationalism, I say to drape yourselves in the flag and love our nation and raise up a joyous and raucous noise unto the heavens.

And remember when the Left and their ill-behaved pets complain that “No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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Better Than Fireworks

Better Than Fireworks

What’s better than fireworks on the 4th of July? Delightfully patriotic, beautiful babes wearing or almost wearing our national colors. I can think of no better celebration of America than this.

And yes, the simple fact that certain sorts will decry this as: nationalistic (As if that was evil), jingoistic, fascist, racist, sexist, homophobic, and xenophobic just makes this all the more wonderfully enjoyable. That those sort will gnash their teeth in outrage while Americans celebrate our nation and joys of our culture and way of life just adds to holiday.

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