Close Them Down!

In these times, when certain sorts are so fixated on removing what they see as racism, it’s time – past time! – to finally close down obviously racist establishments. They’re offensive!

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Close Them Down! They’re Cracka Racists!

At the top of that list should be White Castle. Really! C’mon! White Castle. It’s right there in the name. It’s White; that’s racist. It’s a castle; that’s White privilege right there as there’s a long history of Blacks not having castles. And what is the centerpiece of White Castle’s menu? The hamburger – a food named after a German city, highlighting the White European conquest of America. That’s racist! Worse, hamburgers are fast food and Blacks are overrepresented in the fast food industry, meaning the likelihood of Blacks making and serving food to Whites and that’s got to be racist too.

Really! In a time like now when there are concerted efforts to eradicate the Confederate flag, desecrate Confederate graves, and tear down Confederat monuments, how can we let White Castle stay in business?

Related Reading:

Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers (The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids, #12)
White Privilege: Essential Readings on the Other Side of Racism
The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion
Great American Burger Book: How to Make Authentic Regional Hamburgers at Home

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