Christina’s Epic Prow

Christina Hendricks - A transatlantic sex goddess with curves to spareIn a recent sarcastic / humorous post I displayed an image of a fake magazine cover featuring voluptuously curvaceous actress and model Christina Hendricks. In it there was the headline:

Gaze Upon The Epic Prow of
Christina Hendricks
The Woman Your Boyfriend Masturbates To

I’m fairly sure that most women would be concerned about that if it was actually thought to be happening instead of being part of a snark.

Admittedly, Christina Hendricks and her “epic prow” have breasted their way through the turbulent seas of Hollywood and into firmly the “hearts” of many men and women.

One thing though and I’ll state it bluntly; if any women’s boyfriends or husbands are masturbating to pictures or videos of Christina Hendricks it’s a far better thing than if they were doing so to any presentation of most female celebrities that are foisted off on society as being beautiful, sexy, and/or desirable.

Firstly, the half-British, size 12 (size 14 UK) actress has a much more believable and frankly female figure than the stringy sticks that Hollywood and fashion industry normally prefer. Secondly, she has a much healthier physique than the Hollywood or fashion world norm.

On other hand – pun intended – these men could being jerking off looking at these heroin addicted skeletons dipped in wax, which might indicate that they have either have a closeted fondness for prepubescent boysor a Nazi concentration camp sexual fetish:

Myself, I prefer bedding women and have no desire for either young boys or emaciated, mentally deficient or damaged creatures who strive to look like them. I also have no respect whatsoever for anything with a prick that holds a contrary opinion. I’d be far more likely to gut shoot such latent or closeted pedophiliac filth than to bother listening to whatever vile drivel they mouthed by way of justification for their base perversion.

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This Would Be Honest

Can you imagine what the cover of a “woman’s magazine” would like if they were both honest their opinions of women and not still constrained by ever weakening anti-obscenity laws? I think that the cover of such an issue might look something like this:

An Honest Woman's Magazine Cover
Overanalyzing: The Cover of an Honest Woman’s Magazine

Personally I think that such a magazine would be a hit; I don’t think grocery stores and newsstands could keep it on the shelves. Even the women who buy and read these rags aren’t really stupid and they’ve got to be getting a bit jaded over the veiled misogyny and psychological abuse in the current “woman’s magazines.” They probably truly already need this sort of magazine in order to get the fix they need. 😛

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