If You Only Had Two Bullets

The three of these filth are in front of you, but you’ve only two bullets. Who doesn’t get shot dead? Hard question, isn’t it, since these three are far more comparable than Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, and Todd Gilbert. But then, not being a Black, I demand a bit greater discernment from myself, my readers, my People, and my Race. So, three current, comparable problems, but only two bullets available as solutions.
Thought Experiment Results
Given that Bernie’s old (84 at the time of this post), largely ineffectual, and not someone whose actions or desires directly affect me. Given that and Mandami’s and AOC’s proximity and direct impact upon me and my family, Sanders gets to walk out while the other two get to bleed out.
That “bleed out” bit was solely for the sake of prose. I’d never advocate such cruelty combined with stupidity. It’d be headshots – painless and no chance of recovery. 😉
Besides, at 84 and obviously living off the fat of the land, Bernie might stroke out or suffer an MI just from seeing this happen in front of him. 😆
NOTE: This sarcastic post is dedicated to: Jay Jones, Mavis Baah, and Charles and Zachary Jones, with a wink and a nudge towards all the Virginia Democrats who endorse his violent fantasies. 👿
Tags: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez | America | Assassination | Bernie Sanders | Democrats | Humor | Jay Jones | Mavis Baah | Political Violence | Politics | Sarcasm | Zachary Jones | Zohran Mamdani
Happy Diversity Day

Happy Diversity Day! Today is the day that we Americans celebrate Christopher Columbus’s arrival in the Americas, bringing diversity to the region. And, to those in or from Mexico who are reading this, I wish you a slightly belated ¡Feliz DÃa de la Nación Pluricultural!
Yes folks! If you celebrate diversity, you should celebrate that 533 years ago, Columbus brought racial and cultural diversity to the previously monoracial Americas and the Caribbean. 😉
And truly! In this instance, diversity was the prerequisite of our strength.
~*~
NOTE: For you trollish pedants out there, yes, the Norse, Polynesians, and maybe the Chinese (Menzies is largely refuted) discovered the Americas before Columbus. We don’t, however, celebrate that.
Tags: America | Columbus Day | Diversity | Holidays | Humor | Sarcasm | Society
Greta’s World Record

I don’t normally poke fun at retards or other mentally deficient people, but schadenfreude is schadenfreude, and Greta Thunburg was asking for it. And, she’s 22, a full, legal adult who has made her own choices.
Tags: Gaza | Greta Thunberg | Hamas | Humor | Israel | Politics | Sarcasm | Schadenfreude | Society
Kamala Confuses Dems

And/OR
Cackles Her Way Into Irrelevance
Kackling Kamala recently confused a bunch of the Democrats… and/or babbled her way into irrelevance. First, she went off the Dems’ script and called President Trump a Communist Dictator instead of Hitler, then she bemoaned the fact that the “titans of industry” weren’t fighting against him tooth and nail.
Democracy sustains capitalism. Capitalism thrives in a democracy. And, right now, we are dealing with, as I called him at my speech on the Ellipse, a tyrant. We used to compare the strength of our democracy to communist dictators. That’s what we’re dealing with right now in Donald Trump. And these titans of industry are not speaking up.
— Kamala Harris
At a minimum, that’s going to send many Democrats into a confused spiral. If Trump is a Communist, does that mean he’s good? And, is Kamala really endorsing Capitalism and wishing – or signalling – that the “Corporate Oligarchs,” the Billionaires, should be their first, best hope to stop President Trump from making America great again? Dems just aren’t built to handle things like this.
Of course, what this will likely result in, given the Dems’ strict orthodoxy and love of autophagia, is that Kamala just made herself politically irrelevant.
Tags: #Kamalalamity | America | Communists | Democrats | Humor | Kamala Harris | Liberals | Politics | Progressives | Sarcasm | Stupidity