Reflections From a Murky Pond

Raise your masks so that you can better visualize the world you and your politicians’ policies are creating. 😛

CDC Recommends Progressives Wear Masks Higher To Better Appreciate Utopia They’ve Created

San Francisco, CA – The Center for Disease Control has issued new recommendations, urging progressives living in large cities to wear their masks higher on their faces to help better visualize the utopian world their policies have exclusively created. “I think I just heard a vehicle fly by powered by sunshine,” observed Todd McAllen as a homeless person pushed a shopping cart past. “It would honestly be hard to look at all the poverty, crime and despair and still see the wonderful world my leftist ideas had brought about, but now by simply moving my covid mask a couple inches northward, I can finally see people of all races walking through our city hand in hand.” Student activist Neera Dada agrees, “Oh look there, a transgender iman is hugging those non-binary children!”, she stated while unknowingly pointing to a burnt-out check cashing store. The CDC does acknowledge that masking may not be enough, as the ever present smell of fecal matter does disrupt some liberals’ ability to fully ‘envision a better world’. “You’re welcome my friends,” McAllen stated proudly, stepping into something wet and squishy he assumes is a bed of sunflowers.

— The Daily Bystander

Enjoy! Because all we Americans need a laugh right now, and all those Leftards in California, especially the shithole that they’ve remade San Francisco into, need to be laughed at.

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Most people in America can agree that educating our children is important. The issue in contention is what America’s school system has devolved and degenerated into since it was suborned by the perniciously anti-American and anti-White Liberals and Progressives. Our people’s domestic enemies’ preferred curricula, which has nothing at all to do with proper the learning of skills and citizenship, is grossly offensive to the majority of Americans.

San Francisco’s Everett Middle School Principal Lena Van Haren is a perfect example of this. When the student body “failed” to elect a proper mix of races to top positions in the student government, Haren decided to withhold the election results in the name of diversity. Haren, another oikophobic, White Liberal, believes in teaching that race matters more than anything else, to the point of overriding the choices the students freely made.

Under pressure from parents and the district administration, Haren finally announced the election results Monday afternoon, going class to class with the information. Yet she swears she did the right thing as was trying to guarantee representation for underrepresented students.

“This is middle school. It’s not a presidential election,” she said. “It was not about hurting democracy or putting diversity over democracy.”

She said she wanted to wait until there was a plan — created with student input — to increase diversity among student leaders, perhaps by adding positions.

Of course, Haren’s opinion of the matter runs afoul of the facts at hand and demographics at Everett Middle School, a school in which Whites and Asians are the underrepresented minorities.

Everett Middle School’s Student Race Demographics

It’s true, White, Asian and mixed-race students, who are each in the minority at the school, took the top four spots in the students – but only because the bulk of the primarily Hispanic student body voted for them over other candidates, assuming of course that there were candidates of other races.

Apparently Haren considers the Hispanic and Black students who voted for candidates of the “wrong” races to be Malinchistas and Uncle Toms and in desperate need of racial solidarity reeducation.

I think it’s safe to say that the American people have little to no use for a school system that will allow Haren’s sort to be employed within it, much less rise to a level of dangerous authority.

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