Insourcing Tech Support

Globalism and the resultant outsourcing of many jobs is one of the banes of the First World.

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Insourcing Tech Support

Fortunately, there’s a growing trend in insourcing growing in the West, especially America. Yeah, especially in the field of Technical Support, I can see where insourcing is likely to gain a lot of traction…especially with the ubiquity of webcams…

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A Global Presidency

In a surprising move, but one that adheres to the ideology of Globalism and the “World Village,” Congress has decided to outsource the American Presidency to India starting in March of 2011.

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Congress Outsources The Presidency

According to Congress the move to outsource the office of POTUS is purely a business decision forced upon America by the current economic conditions. It is being made in order to save the President’s $500k annual salary and the $750 billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead expenses Obama’s office has incurred in the last quarter.

Congress estimates that outsourcing the office of the President to India will realize a $7 trillion savings over the course of the remainder of the POTUS’ term.

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A grateful H/T to Robomonkey for this gem to start of the new year.

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