Gentlemen, Please Celebrate Diversity
Oh yes, Gentlemen. Please do celebrate diversity. Celebrate it in the best and only way that diversity works. Life is a lot like an ice cream parlor; there’s a lot of flavors out there and one should sample as many of them as possible.
So go forth, my fine fellows and end racism. Hell! If we all do it right, well, and often, we may well even, in a few generations, end race in America once and for all. 😉