Make Them Cry Again

Make Them Cry Again
Make Them Cry Again

Possibly the best hat ever! And, to me at least, it’s utterly unsurprising that it’s currently sold out. Between the vast number of American patriots and the recurring violent hatred displayed by the Left towards “red hats,” it makes sense to me that this item would be hard to keep on the shelves.

So yes! Make them cry bitter tears of loss, despair, and dispossession! Wash our nation clean in a flood of their tears.

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Freedom’s Lubricant

Well done, My Fellow Americans! We have expanded America’s control of the House, taken the Senate from our domestic enemies, and now hold 31 Governorships across the several States.

Liberals tears are Freedom's lubricant
Liberals’ Tears Are Freedom’s Lubricant

Yes! Liberals are crying and that’s a great and good thing because Liberals’ tears are Freedom’s lubricant. Every anguished or angry tear shed from the eyes of Liberal, Progressive, or their minority tenants slicks the gears of liberty and make the engine of America run more smoothly and more powerfully.

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