Tyler, the Portly Politico on Chinese Spy Balloon: “My sentiments precisely. The balloon flew over my town, and my reaction was amusement, not fear. I figure the ChiComs…” Feb 6, 11:05
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At the risk of being marginalized as a conspiracy theorist by our domestic enemies, the Democrats, likely Democrats, and other sub-normal sorts within our nation’s borders, I would like to present an alternative theory on that balloon which Biden and Co. blamed on the Chinese.
Tags: America | China | Conspiracy Theories | Democrats | Humor | Liberals | Politics | Progressives | Spy Balloons
Ah yes. The Chinese released a spy balloon… again. And it floated across the continental US at some great height and to little to no intelligence gathering purpose. China’s ever-growing array of spy satellites over America have got that covered and much more effectively so.
C’mon, Folks! Three of these gas bags traversed the US during President Trump’s presidency and the DOD didn’t even consider it worth mentioning to the Commander-in-Chief. Admittedly, that could have been the Deep State engaging in a quiet mutiny, but was more likely just a case of them not feeling that it was worth of response from him. As for how many floated over us during Obama’s time? We’ll likely never know. The only reason we know about the one’s during President Trump’s tenure is the MSM’s need for whataboutism when it could harm the President’s rightful reinstatement as POTUS.
That balloon may have been filled with helium, but this manufactured crisis is full of hot air. 😉
Tags: America | Biden | China | Espionage | FUD | Geopolitics | Media Bias | Politics | Spy Balloons | Stupidity | Trump
