Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride

Much to the consternation, discomposure, dismay and of Mole, Rat, and Badger, the indomitable and irrepressibly obsessive and manic Mr. Toad replaced his fixation upon motor cars with something far more terrifying. πŸ˜‰

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2021's Snek-o-Lantern

Snek-o-Lantern Says, Happy Halloween

To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson’s most iconic piece of dialog, I’m Loving This Mutherf**king Snek In My Mutherf**king Halloween! πŸ˜†

And no, Folks. This is not a great piece of Photoshop or GIMP work. This is an actual snake. Specifically, it’s a ball python of one of several possible modern “morphs.” This one has been called both the Pumpkin Pied and Jack-o-Lantern morph, but could also be any one of a number of other named color/pattern varieties of ball python.

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My Anaconda Like!

Anaconda Like
My Anaconda Like!

As Nicki Minaj let the world at large know, Ò€œMy anaconda donÒ€ℒt want none unless you got buns, hun!Ò€ And yeah, my anaconda like him some warm buns and you don’t want to try to get him off them. πŸ˜†

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Mutherfuckin’ Math!

Snakes On A Plane - Now That's a motherfucking math lesson
Snakes On A Plane

I guess a lot of parents are glad that Samuel L. Jackson never decided to teach geometry. πŸ˜‰

Snakes, however, are important to applied geometry and other forms of math and that is a Mutherfuckin’ math lesson because snakes aka Active Contour Models use some seriously Mutherfuckin’ math. πŸ˜†

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The End Of Mammals

About 65 million years ago something, most likely a large asteroid impact, wiped out the dinosaurs along with approximately 75% of the plant and animal species on Earth at the time. This brought an end to the Age of Reptiles and ushered in the terrestrial dominance of mammals.

…Or so we warm-blooded fools have always believed.

The Age Of Reptiles Is Returning

That’s right! No arms, no legs, and doorknobs are still not a problem anymore. Sleep gently, mammals, but know that the reptiles are the rise again and they can get to you whenever they want. πŸ˜‰

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