The evils of the fashion and weight-loss industries are a pet peeve of mine, though I normally approach them with some humor and prefer counter-examples as a means of getting my point across. Sometimes though, one just has to be blunt.
Fuck Society! Curves Beat Jagged Angles Every Time
The victims of these moral crimes need deprogramming and re-education and the perpetrators need to be made an example of.
Either the acid facials favored by Muslims or the more chemically advanced DMSO, dichloromethane, phosphatidylcholine, and sodium deoxycholate cocktail bath will work well for turning these creatures into the appropriately artistic examples.
Cry not that it’s for the Law to deal with; the law is needfully weak and constrained. Say not that it is in the Gods’ hands; we are each the Gods’ hands and retribution is our holy duty.
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