#Zombie Apocalypse

The drudges and slackers of the Occupy Wall St. – and the other cities where they’d gathered in their unwashed masses – bear a great and humorous resemblance to the pop culture meme of the zombie apocalypse.

Ugly, smelly, not-too-bright, and slow moving, with a taste for eating people – they slouch about and groan their chants while uninfected and uncorrupted people try to keep them at a distance.

Hungry? Eat A Banker - Liberal Zombies Occupying Wall St.
Moooooore Mooooney. Mooor Oootheeer People’s Moneeeeey!

Of course, if these Liberal zombies had been moaning for “more brains” they and America wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place. 😉

Zombie Headshot - Kills every times, though I don't know why since neither zombies nor Liberals have functioning brains The funny thing is that these Liberal zombies with their desire to eat the rich have forgotten that popular culture also provides humans with a tried and true methodology of dealing with such a zombie apocalypse.

Head shots! They work every single time without fail. Additionally, in crowd situations, pass-through and missed shots will stop or slow down others in the drooling horde.

~*~

Keep your eyes open. Travel light but load heavy, and always put another round in the enemy after they’re down.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 12th, 2011 at 9:04 am and is filed under Humor, Politics. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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