Sooth! ‘Tis Halloween, not Christmas. So kick the fat boy, his music and jingles, and all the shopping ads back into the oubliette until at least November 25th.
This is the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, not the cozy gift-giving time. And, the colors of the season are black and orange, not red and green. The only ads we should be forced to endure are for candy and booze!