Product Placement
Apple has always excelled at marketing and advertisements. Even their choice of “White” as the color scheme for their devices was a masterstroke, as anyone can attest who’s seen the sea of people walking around with Apple’s pale earbud cords dangling from their heads.
Apple’s iTit – Best Product Placement Ever!
Now, with their new iTit, they’ve raised the bar once again. And, as a added benefit, this Apple offering may be the first new technology in decades that actually brings people together instead of isolating them in individual worlds of personal distraction. 😛
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December 7th, 2014 at 6:46 am
Please don’t forget to broadcast the fact that I am one of the very few Factory Authorized Master Service Technicians available for service and repair of these magnificent devices!
* Ladies – expect knowedgeable, experienced, enthusiastic service, each and every time. My attention to detail is second to none!
December 7th, 2014 at 7:10 am
Just so you know, I saw your comment right when you posted it but had to wait to respond until I cleaned off the coffee off I spit all over my laptop.
December 7th, 2014 at 7:18 am
I truly am sorry!
Signed,
Large Mammalian Protuberance Technician Extraordinaire.