Not Even Duct Tape

There are limits to even it's amazing powers
Even Duct Tape Can’t Fix Stupid

Duct tape is truly amazing. It’s so powerful and so versatile that many, not foolishly, believe that it can do just about anything. Sadly, however, they’re wrong. It has it’s limits and not even duct tape can fix everything.

The last four or five years in America rather pointedly proves this point and the next four years will probably drive that point home in such a fashion that even those who would have been best muffled by duct tape will might possibly close to understanding it.

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A Red Green Groupie?

It’s just a little scary to think this girl might be a Red Green groupie. Red Green played by Steve Smith throughout the long running PBS series is, after all, old enough to be her grandfather.

Babe Ductape Bikini - Red Green Groupie or a Red Belt's desparate girlfirend
The Unlooked-for 102nd Use For Duct Tape

Of course, the alternative, that she’s the girlfriend of a Red Beltin the SCA who’s very, very, very desperate for his attention is much more depressing than her being a Red Green groupie is scary. 😉

If you base your long-term relationships on how fast your lover can lace up your your armor, you might be a Red Belt

Damn the hornets! Lay on!

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