Black Friday Shopping

Better, Wiser Black Friday Shopping

Well, it’s Black Friday again, that day of mercantile madness, violence, and performative stupidity. We here at Reflections From A Murky Pond prefer to “shop” differently, though. Insofar as we’re concerned, it’s better to get a Black babe – I started my day in one 😉 – than to join in with the annual paroxysm of consumerism.

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White Dudes For #BlackFriday

I’m One Of The White Dudes For #BlackFriday

Yes, I’m most certainly one of the White Dudes for #BlackFriday. 😀 So, my strong suggestion to all the other White American men out there is to skip the ridiculous, and often dangerous, scrum that is Black Friday commercialism, and go “shopping” for a Black babe or three. It’s not just better for us; it’s not just better for the Black women; it’s better for our country.

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Another Better Black Friday

Another Better Black Friday

Well, it’s another Black Friday. Hence, once again I’m going to advise you to avoid the yearly insanity and mob violence of this manufactured shopping paroxysm – especially in these times. Better by far in my opinion to stay home and enjoy this Black Friday. Do it right, and you can even give them something to be thankful for next year. 😉

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Black Friday Code

Black Friday Code
Black Friday Code

Putting the Black in Black Friday. Not, of course, that the denizens of the Negro Zones need to be told about this promo code. They’ve been doing this with disturbing regularity for many years now.

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Beautiful Black Friday

Have A Beautiful Black Friday

Yes, it’s Black Friday, the first and in all likelihood most lethal day of this year’s Christmas Shopping Season. Here’s a thought though – one I’ve put forth many times in the past and will put forth many more times in the futureyou and the nation would be better off suborning this phenomenon, turning it sideways, and redefining what Black Friday means. 😛

Believe me; I know of what I speak. You’ll be far happier “shopping” for a Black babe than with any consumer goods you’d be buying. And, going there will set you up for having more to be thankful for next Thanksgiving.

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