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First, Coffee

First, Coffee. Then, Today’s Outrage

Start your day off right. With coffee – or tea if that’s your cuppa – before you read the paper or surf the web for your morning “news.” Coffee first, then check to see what today’s outrage is or is supposed to be according to the Lamestream Media.

Remember that! First Coffee! Then, all the other shit.

First, Coffee. Always First, Coffee Before The Day’s Meshugas

OK, OK, OK! If you’re luckier/smarter than I am (highly unlikely but possible), as lucky/smart as I am (oddly rare), or even half as lucky/smart as I am (decent chance of that!), coffee should be the 2nd thing you do in the morning. But still, the 1st thing once you get out of bed. 😉

The important thing is to start the day with something good that will also center yourself. It’s important to get your mind in a rooted, good place before perusing the crap the world has for you each day.

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2 Responses to “First, Coffee”

  1. Tyler, the Portly Politico Says:
    September 1st, 2021 at 10:41 am

    Great post, jonolan, O Brilliant One. I wrote a less visually-enticing post about coffee myself back in March:
    https://theportlypolitico.com/2021/03/24/the-joy-of-coffee/.

  2. jonolan Says:
    September 2nd, 2021 at 8:04 am

    Thanks, Tyler. And yes, I tend towards including "visually enticing" bits in a lot of my posts.

    But your coffee post was also great, though I find it odd that you didn't join the Cult Of The Bean until your mid-20s.

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