Health Measures

Health Measures
Healthy Measurements
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Health Measures That Save Lives

Taking proper health measures, both physical and mental, is more than little important. So, remember that science says that thick thighs save lives, societal studies show that curvier women are happier, and there’s quantifiable and qualitative evidence pointing to this being very good for men’s health as well.

Thick Thighs Save Lives & Make Them Better

So, take health measures – and measurements 😆 – but be moderate in how seriously you take them. After all, don’t let your mental health suffer unduly for the sake of your physical health. That wouldn’t help anyone or make anyone happier, so why do it?

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First, Coffee

First, Coffee. Then, Today’s Outrage

Start your day off right. With coffee – or tea if that’s your cuppa – before you read the paper or surf the web for your morning “news.” Coffee first, then check to see what today’s outrage is or is supposed to be according to the Lamestream Media.

Remember that! First Coffee! Then, all the other shit.

First, Coffee. Always First, Coffee Before The Day’s Meshugas

OK, OK, OK! If you’re luckier/smarter than I am (highly unlikely but possible), as lucky/smart as I am (oddly rare), or even half as lucky/smart as I am (decent chance of that!), coffee should be the 2nd thing you do in the morning. But still, the 1st thing once you get out of bed. 😉

The important thing is to start the day with something good that will also center yourself. It’s important to get your mind in a rooted, good place before perusing the crap the world has for you each day.

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