Good Job Ole Miss!

westboro-06 The filthy traitors of Fred Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church tried their shit again. This time, however, they made the mistake of doing some place where their are people who love America and respect her troops don’t tolerate this sort of disgusting behavior.

The good and patriotic folk of Rankin County, MS made sure that the funeral of USMC Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers, who was KIA in Afghanistan on April 7, was buried in Brandon, MS without the presence of Phelp’s misborn brood of filth.

This is a taste of how you handle these traitors:

A couple of days before, one of them ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his ass waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.

Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.

Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.

A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

That’s a small and overly restrained taste of how Americans, hard-working Americans, Americans who love their nation and her troops can and must deal with groups like Westboro Baptist.

Our laws cannot stop the creatures of Westboro Baptist’s treasonous attacks upon our fallen troops and their families. Indeed, Americans cannot allow the legislators to stop Phelps and his ilk because no law could be written to stop them that would not be later abused to our detriment. That being the case, this is matter that we, the People must handle on own without recourse to- or concern for the law. To do less would make us complicit in treason and no better than these filth.

If Americans are going to effective in permanently stopping Westboro Baptist Church then every single member of the Phelps family unto the least misborn crotch-dropping must be classed as a valid and necessary target, as are every single one of their followers and any brats that they have spawned.

Those who disagree with the American people’s duty to remove Westboro Baptist through extra-judicial means are complicit in Phelps’ treason.

Counsel them to not interfere in any chosen operations. If they are either weak or wise enough to comply, ignore them and leave them be. If they do not comply and choose to lend aid and comfort to the vermin of Westboro Baptist Church, then they have sided against America and are also valid and necessary targets.

To the fine American people of Rankin County, MS I say, “Good job!” It gladdens my heart to see patriots who understand that, even as our soldiers are tasked with defending us at home from foreign enemies, we are charged with defending them and their families from domestic enemies.

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The Navy Way

The United States Navy is a branch of military service with a long history filled with rich traditions. These traditions, more powerful than laws and regulations, dictate how the Navy operates and interacts with the world at large. It is called the Navy Way.

As you can see, it covers a wide variety of situations:

A US Navy cruiser anchors off Mississippi for a week’s shore leave. The first evening, the ship’s Captain received the following note from the wife of a wealthy member of local society:

“Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda’s Debutante Ball. I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the escorts of lovely refined young ladies.

One last point: No Jews please.”

Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied: Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present the widest possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my best and most prized officers.

One is a lieutenant commander, and a graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in fluid technologies and ship design.

The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a graduate of Northwestern University in Chicago, with a BS in Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD are in Aeronautical and Mechanical Engineering from Texas Tech University and he is also an astronaut candidate.

The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech.

Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our ships doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina. We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma Surgery at Bethesda.

Upon receiving this letter, Melindas mother was quite excited and looked forward to Thursday with pleasure. Her daughter would be escorted by four handsome naval officers without peer (and the other women in her social circle would be insanely jealous).

At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda’s mother heard a polite rap at the door which she opened to find, in full dress uniform, four handsome, smiling Black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling herself together, she stammered, “There must be some mistake.”

“No, Madam,” said the first officer. “Captain Goldberg never makes mistakes.”

Delivered for your pleasure with a hearty thanks to my wife, jmochagrrl who reminded me of this one.

Fair winds and following seas and long may your big jib draw!

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