It's The Year Of The Tiger

It's The Tiger, After All
It’s The Year Of The Tiger, After All
It's The Tiger, After All
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So Grab It By The Tail And Hang On

This Chinese Lunar New Year marks the beginning of the Year of the Tiger, specifically the Water Tiger, and that means we should passionately and with great stubbornness grab it by the tail and hang on. 😆

Want To Get Lucky In 2022? Fortune Favors The Bold

While it does seem there are a plethora of reasons to be so, don’t be Sinophobic. Indeed, avoid Sinophobia like you’ve tried to avoid COVID-19. Hate the evil yellow monkeys in Beijing, not the Chinese women in all their splendor.

After all, there’s a lot of luck in those little red and gold wrappings. You’ve just got to be bold and open them up!

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You’ll Want More In An Hour

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You’ll Want More In An Hour

Chinese takeaway is Chinese takeaway. It’s axiomatic that it’s good but not filling. You’ll want more in an hour. In her case, however, I’m betting you’ll want more a lot sooner than an hour … depending upon your age, constitution, and access to pharmaceuticals. 😛

Now, me personally? I’d be approaching her as an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet and would be right back for seconds, thirds, etc …

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Xīn Nián Kuài Lè!

chinese-new-year XÄ«n Nián Kuài Lè! – Wāng Wāng! Wāng Wāng!
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Hey! It’s Chinese New Year, so xÄ«n nián kuài Lè! Here’s to wishing for good luck – or, at least, getting lucky 😉 – and prosperity in the this, the Year of the Earth Dog.

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