Your Body + Your Bikini

As we’re coming up upon bikini season her in the Northern Hemisphere, and this will be the 1st time in far too long when people can go to the beach, I’ve decided to reiterate my advice about women’s bodies and bikinis.

Your Body Is A Bikini Body
All Women’s Bodies Are Bikini Bodies

I am, as are most people, that “society” has decreed that a Bikini Body is one that is considered attractive enough to be seen on a beach in a two-piece swimsuit. This same “society” has defined the requirements for “attractive enough” to be having: a thin waist, rounded-but-not-too-round butt, full-but-not-too-large breasts, long legs, and be slender overall but not “too muscular.” Also, your body should supposedly have no cellulite, no body hair, no stretch marks, and no blemishes.

Firstly, I do not know who this “society” is, since these rules don’t match and/or are far to restrictive and exclusive to represent what men find attractive in a woman’s body or who we want to see in a bikini. Secondly, fuck this so-called society!

Your Body + Your Bikini = A Hot Time At The Beach

Got A Classical Bikini Body? That’s A No-Brainer

Ladies, if you’ve got a body that matches or mostly matches the “accepted” Bikini Body, this is a no-brainer. Strap one one and hit the beach instead of obsessing over small “flaws” that nobody but you, some envy-based haters, and the incels are going to even notice.

Got A Muscled Hardbody? That’s Also Pretty Much A No-Brainer

So, you’ve worked hard and built yourself a well-muscled hardbody. This to is or should be a no-brainer. Strap yourself into a bikini had hit the beach. Because, let’s face it, the naysayers and gatekeepers demand that a Bikini Body shouldn’t be “too muscular” is utter and complete nonsense. The majority of us find your bodies quite attractive.

Got A Soft, Phat Body? Get Into A Bikini And Get To The Beach

OK, so, you’ve got a phat, soft body. So what? Those saying that you’ve no business wearing a bikini – or even being on a beach at all in some of their cases – have no more power or authority than you give them. Remember that your body is also called curvy, voluptuous, fertile, and/or sinful, and has been THE beauty standard for the majority of Man’s history. So, slide into a bikini and rock the beach! But be ready for at least a bit more attention than you’ve been conditioned to expect. 😉

Got A Flat-Chested Body? Get In A Bikini And Get To The Beach

Alright; you may or may be quite slender, but your concern is that you’ve small breasts. You even be essentially flat-chested. Just slide on an appropriately downsized bikini and enjoy the beach, because I really don’t understand the problem, though I accept that it somehow is one.

Got An Average Body? Slide On A Bikini And Hit The Beach

Finally, if you’re like the majority of women – one of what I estimate as 2.7 billion women across globe – with an “average” body, one that doesn’t fit the beauty magisterium’s stringent requirements or which fits into any of the above categories, buy a bikini if you don’t own one, put it on, and go to the beach. You are the norm. You are the expectation. All your supposed flaws do is make you seem more approachable and/or attainable.

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In other, fewer words – far, far too few for a blog post – ignore the sorts who’ve mandated rules for wearing bikinis, wear one if you wish and go to the beach no matter which sort of body you have.

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Because …

Because … Nope! I Got Nothing
Because … Nope! I Got Nothing

And here we have a cute Asian Softbody, half-dressed on the beach with her saxaphone because … I don’t have a clue. Given the look on her face, the model also has no clue what going on or why it is.

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Bikini Interlude – A Curvaceous Edition

While the primary purpose of this curvaceous edition of bikini interlude is the same as always, providing myself and any who come here a brief interlude of beauty, it has the secondary purpose of reminding everyone that curves are good and even better barely in bikinis.

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Bikini Interlude 34 – A Buttkini Edition

Well, we’ve had boobs so we should definitely balance that out with butts. After all, bikinis are meant to showcase and display both. 😉

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Bikini Interlude 33 – A Boobkini Edition

Yes, it’s true; this post serves no purpose beyond our enjoyment in seeing women in bikinis, specifically their boobs barely bound by bikinis. 😉 And alliteration is fun too.

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