Don’t Feed The Animals!

Young children are innocent and, by reason of this, naive in the ways of the world. They are prone to kindness and unwarranted trust, as proven by their tendency to feed stray animals and bring them home. This can be a dangerous practice since some animals, no matter how kindly in appearance, are predators and present a clear an present danger to children and their families.

If You Give A Democrat A Cookie, Beware!

Of course, you can’t really blame the children; it’s their parents that need to teach them not to feed the animals and that not everyone they encounter has their best interests at heart.

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2 Responses to “Don’t Feed The Animals!”

  1. Astasia Says:

    The best parodies are truthful. This one is chock full of half-truths and no-truths. Therefore, it’s not really funny in any sense of the word. Which is disappointing, because there are humorous ways to make fun of Democrats.

  2. jonolan Says:

    It largely seemed “spot on” to me, if couched in early elementary school over-simplification. I admit though, it went a little far afield when it started in on the Al Gore thing. There’s a difference between the general Dem politician or operative and the Warmists.

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