Occidentally Funny

Occidentally Funny
Occidentally Funny

This is completely, totally, and I’m fairly sure solely occidentally funny. 😆 👿 Still though, even in China, this would be considered a damn fine way of celebrating the Lunar New Year.

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Fortune Smiles

When Fortune Smiles Upon Her, She Smiles Upon Us All ... And Fortune and the booby fairy has certainly smiled upon her a LOT
When Fortune Smiles Upon Her, She Smiles Upon Us All
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And that’s the truth of it in this, the Year of the Metal Ox. As is so very, very obvious, fortune has smiled upon this particular Chinese babe and, in doing so, has smiled upon us all. Simply put, despite the mouthings of the grievance-mongers and their sheeple, when fortune smiles upon one, she smiles upon many of us. It’s not a matter of dividing the pie.

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Gong Xi Fa Cai

Gong Xi Fa Cai or Gung Hei Fat Choy

Whether you prefer Mandarin or Cantonese, here’s wishing you a joyous a prosperous year of the Rooster. Oh, and let me remind you all that, as Confucius taught, beautiful women and the children they’ll bear you are one’s true source of lasting prosperity.

And, if you really want to know why the money in those red envelopes isn’t the best thing to get for the new year, go here (NSFW). 😀

NOTE: To any and all of you ever-so-offended by White Men snowflakes – I’m well aware that it’s likely that not all of these beautiful women are actually proven to be of Chinese extraction. One does what one can and doesn’t allow the perfect to become the enemy of the good.

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