Sooth! 'Tis Halloween

Halloween, Not Christmas
Sooth! ‘Tis Halloween, Not Christmas

Sooth! ‘Tis Halloween, not Christmas. So kick the fat boy, his music and jingles, and all the shopping ads back into the oubliette until at least November 25th.

This is the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, not the cozy gift-giving time. And, the colors of the season are black and orange, not red and green. The only ads we should be forced to endure are for candy and booze!

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This Is Halloween!

This Is Halloween!
This Is Halloween!

This is Halloween! Get in the hole until November 25th and take your Christmas music and Christmas advertisements with you.

This is Halloween!

This is the spooky, sexy, candy-laden time of year, and the colors of the season are black and orange, not red and green. Hellfire! There’s a whole other holiday, Thanksgiving, to come before it’s time for that shit.

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The Most Wonderful Time

It’s The Most Wonderful Time In 8 Years

We, the People should take a moment or three to enjoy Dana Kamide’s inspirational Christmas song, “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years.”

The Lyrics:

It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years
Yet some kids are protesting
while Trump fans investing their time with good cheer
Sing It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years

It’s the hap-happiest voting season of all
With each staff member Trump picks, Democrats up to their old tricks …Just trashing them all
but It’s the hap- happiest election season of all

There’ll be one party hosting All three branches toasting
but how low now will the press go
There’ll spin misguided stories Trying to steal Trump’s glory
from a playbook written, long long ago

It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years
There’ll be much more enjoyment a lot less unemployment
Cuz Trump will be near
It’s the most wonderful time in 8 years (go up)

Hillary’s party’s not hosing they’re no longer toasting,
Beyonce, Kanye, Cop Killers, Racists and the Muslim Brotherhood
They ignored true stories of Hillary who wasn’t sorry
for her crimes now and long ago

Now It’s the most wonderful time in 8 Years
We’ll deport all the criminals, Taxes will be minimal
Bad trade deals disappear
It’s the most wonderful time
yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time… in 8 years!

Yep! We’re not just Making America Great Again, we’re making the holidays Christmas again and making that great too. 😉

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