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on Asian Beauty: “I am glad to do my part. Let us thrust ever onward towards freedom for the women of China!” Mar 28, 11:11 on Asian Beauty: “Hehe. I actually view this particular variety of orthocegenation as a means of combating said Chinese overlords. If we take…” Mar 17, 09:37With a little help from Coed Cherry’s Anne FTV I’ve condensed the core of the internet down to a single post.
The Condensed Internet: Naked Babes & Cats
Really! That’s what the internet is – naked or semi-naked babes and cats…with a light “leavening” of mean-spirited comments, and I’ve condensed what of it I can; the mean comments are up to my readers. 😉
Tags: Babes | Cats | Humor | Internet | Kittens | Memes | Society | Technology
Cat’s know coffee, often better than humans do. They know what is good coffee and what is not.
Cappuccino
Decaf Cappuccino
Whoah! So That’s Coffee
It might seem odd to many that cats know coffee. Most do not realize that cats are very spiritual and, hence, know both the perilous power of coffee and what things lurk just beyond the tenuous barrier between the planes.
They know that your order of a Venti, sugar-free, non-fat, vanilla soy, double shot, decaffinated, no foam, extra hot, Peppermint White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha with light whip, upside-down, 1 pump of peppermint, 1 and 3/8 pumps vanilla, 180 degrees, heavy whip-cream, 3 ice cubes, 1/4 teaspoon Nutmeg sprinkled on top, with green sprinkles, lightly cinnamon dusted on, stirred, with no lid, double cupped, and a straw is dangerously close to an eldritch incantation that would have devastating consequences upon yourself and our world.
Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh Wgah’nagl Fhtagn
Coffee is good but it is powerful. Learn from your cats; they know coffee. Order and drink responsibly so as not to cause your barista to rip a hole in space-time to the Outer Darkness that would allow the Elder Old Ones to return and retake this, their world…and your coffee.
The internet is, to most people’s minds, a fairly new bit of technology. It’s not though. It’s just incremental advancement in technology serving the same needs and desires as its antecedents.
Yep! People Writing On Walls And Worshiping Cats
History doesn’t so much repeat itself as people repaint and reinvent the same things and call it “new and improved.” 😆
And, for those that might care, pick up a copy of The Victorian Internet
Tags: Blogging | Cats | Egypt | Humor | Internet | Technology
Living with cats is normally pleasant but it is also “interesting” because, by and large, cats don’t behave the way that humans normally expect them to behave. Explaining cats then becomes necessary to a happy home.
First, one must understand how cats see the world, especially the bed…
This viewpoint of the bed can be explained by analyzing the brain of a cat. As can be seen, it’s differs from most others’.
Finally, you just have to accept that science can’t explain all of cats’ behavior. One just has to realize how cats see themselves in relation to the rest of the world…
See? Explaining cats isn’t too difficult. I’m not sure how satisfying the explanations are, but they’re not difficult to arrive at. 😉
Seasonal depression isn’t just for bipedal people. Our four-footed family members are often effected by it as well.
And This Is Why I Drink
Come on, people! What are you thinking? Do you know about the growing “catnip problem” in inner-city felines? 😆
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OK; I know this can go too far. Believe me, I know. I’ve been there and done that.
Years and years ago, my first wife and I bred and raised, among many other species, Solomon Islands Monkey-Tailed Skinks (Corucia zebrata) and they roamed freely throughout our house.
Year one they commandeered the Christmas tree and it stayed up year-round from that point.
Tags: Cats | Christmas | Holidays | Humor | Pets | Psychology | Society
