Special Needs Plea

Special Needs Plea
Special Needs Plea

Yeah, no. Sorry. The Special Needs community may not like it, but I’m going to keep calling ’em as I see ’em. Hence, Tim Walz is a retard, the worst kind of them too. But I can understand why they wouldn’t want to be compared to or associated with Tampon Tim. 😆

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Straight Outta…

Straight Outta Brain Cells
Straight Outta Brain Cells

Yeah! Straight Outta Brain Cells fairly aptly describes Jasmine Crockett’s public persona. Essentially, she’s three holes, a worthless attitude, and no brains whatsoever. But hey! She’d be fairly hot if she could be convinced to get those tarantulas off her eyelids. 😆

Persona Non Cogitationes

It’s important to understand that I limited my opinion to Crockett’s public persona, almost all of which is false. Crockett is a performer, a social media influencer – a successful one too, with between 4-7 million followers across the platforms – who uses her political office to bolster her reach.

So, she might be quite intelligent and possessed of the sort of wisdom common among grifters. I mean, it’s pretty damn obvious that her political career exists for the purpose of furthering her brand and setting herself up for future, presumably lucrative, public engagements.

NOTE: This heading uses very badly butchered Latin. I know that. It was deliberate to make an allusion to persona non grata.

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Fucking Feckless Retard

Fucking Feckless Retard
Fucking Feckless Retard

Tampon Tim is a retard. Worse, he’s a fucking feckless retard, mentally incompetent, irresponsible, and utterly worthless. But then that’s why Kamala picked Walz as her running mate. 😆

Oh, and the retard really hates it when people drive by his place and yell the “R-Word” at him. So, if you’re going by 1006 Summit Avenue, St. Paul, MN, don’t forget to give Ole Tim a shout-out. 😉

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That Feminist Now

That Feminist Now
That Feminist Now

Remember that iconic, angry feminist? Look what it grew up to be. Yeah, at least that explains Tampon Tim’s position. 😉

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