‘Tis Independence Day!

‘Tis Independence Day!

Since the thought of- much less the sight of Americans joyously celebrating the Fourth of July with their bikini bodies out for everyone to see tends to piss of our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, who consider such displays jingoistic examples of Atavistic Nationalism, I say to drape yourselves in the flag and love our nation and raise up a joyous and raucous noise unto the heavens.

And remember when the Left and their ill-behaved pets complain that “No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave, And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Related Reading:

Big Sexy Love: A laugh out loud funny romantic comedy
Independence Day: Crucible (The Official Prequel)
Imagined Communities: Reflections on the Origin and Spread of Nationalism
Sacred Holidays: Less Chaos, More Jesus
Nationalism: A Very Short Introduction

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4 Responses to “‘Tis Independence Day!”

  1. Guy de Michêl Says:

    And a fine array of American patriots it is. Added motivation for the Republicans to take down the Dems with the Star Spangled pledge, “Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just.”

  2. jonolan Says:

    Aye. Sir!

    “When our land is illumined with Liberty’s smile,
    If a foe from within strike a blow at her glory,
    Down, down with the traitor that dares to defile
    The flag of her stars and the page of her story!”

  3. Tyler Cook Says:

    Dang! A far more effective Independence Day post than my blog’s. Haha, well done, Jonolan. God Bless America!

  4. jonolan Says:

    Thank you, Sir, though I would say that these patriotic, American beauties show that we as a People have already been blessed. 😛

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