There is an old adage, “Sometimes out of the mouth of babes comes great wisdom and ideas.” The bit of humor below illustrates the ongoing validity of this adage.
A Democrat Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly.
“OK,” she said. “but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why is that?”
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don’t know shit?”
The congressman remained quiet for the rest of the flight.
All humor aside, it is a sad thing for America and her children it will take far more than a few words of wisdom to finally and permanently silence these Liberals who are hell-bent on destroying the very fabric of our country of our nation. Let us all hope that well-deserved ridicule and our votes are enough to quash them. Elsewise we must needs resort to fire, blood, and steel to remove them or perish as people forevermore.
For now though, enjoy the humor in this as you can. 😉