Bacon Rules

As it was fried so shall it be. The rules of bacon must be obeyed.

The rules of bacon
Bacon Rules

And yes, Ladies; rule 12 is incontrovertible. Properly used bacon will get you laid, especially during the Holidays.

Rule 12: Bacon Will Get You Laid

I’m really not sure exactly when or why bacon grew from being just tasty food into a pervasive meme or trope, but I’m enjoying every delicious, smoky minute of it. 😛

Related Reading:

The Scratch + Sniff Bacon Cookbook
The 50 Funniest American Writers*: An Anthology of Humor from Mark Twain to The Onion
Joy's Simple Food Remedies: Tasty Cures for Whatever's Ailing You
The Whole Foods Cookbook: 120 Delicious and Healthy Plant-Centered Recipes
Romance Tropes and Hooks (Romance Writers' Bookshelf Book 1)

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