Bacon Rules

As it was fried so shall it be. The rules of bacon must be obeyed.

The rules of bacon
Bacon Rules

And yes, Ladies; rule 12 is incontrovertible. Properly used bacon will get you laid, especially during the Holidays.

Rule 12: Bacon Will Get You Laid

I’m really not sure exactly when or why bacon grew from being just tasty food into a pervasive meme or trope, but I’m enjoying every delicious, smoky minute of it. 😛

Related Reading:
The Anime Trope System: Stone vs. Viper, Book 1: A LitRPG (ATS)
Everyone Loves Bacon
Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
On Food and Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen
Sh*t My Dad Says

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