Bacon Rules
As it was fried so shall it be. The rules of bacon must be obeyed.
Bacon Rules
And yes, Ladies; rule 12 is incontrovertible. Properly used bacon will get you laid, especially during the Holidays.
I’m really not sure exactly when or why bacon grew from being just tasty food into a pervasive meme or trope, but I’m enjoying every delicious, smoky minute of it. 😛